It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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