what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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