But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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