whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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