Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
Randomize
