i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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