She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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