Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.
What!?!?! How are you txting?!
Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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