3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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