How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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