why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
we should paint friendship bongs
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