So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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