when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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