You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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