What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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