I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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