return my video game
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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