you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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