Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Do vagina's smell?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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