If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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