Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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