Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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