He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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