We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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