I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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