Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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