Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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