ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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