I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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