I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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