so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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