That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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