Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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