Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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