I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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