YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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