How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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