You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
They should really pass out barf bags in church
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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