I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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