White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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