scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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