Say something about gay babies.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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