her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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