Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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