what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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