what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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