with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
my shit smells like andre
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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