Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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