He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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