Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
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