i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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