She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
thus making me awesome and them whores
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
