My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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