at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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