they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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